The Happy: Insane Mary Kay Saleswoman
Aw, she was alright...but crazy.
Alyssa from Italian asked me to come get a free facial with her that some chick messaged her about. Never trust a free anything, especially offered over text. I think Alyssa wanted to die once we got there.
Long story short, we sat in a dumpy fungus-cultivating room located somewhere on the outskirts of Springville that I'm assuming people visit when they feel like getting kidnapped. Lady told us all the things that were "so yuck" about our faces, assured us of her maximum credibility and professionalism ("it doesn't take a rocket scientist to do Mary Kay because they give us scripts"), and revealed that a dust mite's favorite thing to lunch on is our mascara while we're sleeping. That was when we excused ourselves to leave.
Laughing all the way home is what we did.
Laughing all the way home is what we did.
-Happy Girl
1 comment:
was this girl's name amy?
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