The Happy: I'm finishing my last paper EVER tonight (until September)
12:38 AM
How I Look
How I Feel
P.S. I walked to campus, half due to the nice weather, half due to a need to feel like I was the center of the universe while I swaggered my way to BYU, listening to Eye of the Tiger, and pretending like it was my theme music and that everyone at Brick Oven Pizza's crosswalk knew so.
But I figured hair boy would be here (see 3 posts below) because I always go to the library with him. In fact, I was 100% banking on him to be my ride home. And he's not here. So I have to walk back home. The reason this is a problem is because I've developed a perpetual fear of men that look like Rasputin in cartoon form reaching their arms out from underneath a sedan and grabbing my legs so they can drag me places.
But I figured hair boy would be here (see 3 posts below) because I always go to the library with him. In fact, I was 100% banking on him to be my ride home. And he's not here. So I have to walk back home. The reason this is a problem is because I've developed a perpetual fear of men that look like Rasputin in cartoon form reaching their arms out from underneath a sedan and grabbing my legs so they can drag me places.
Love, Happy Girl
1 comment:
everything about this makes me laugh sooo hard!! ahh can't stop. Juliet you are hysterical.
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